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    Donated May 2, 2014, 4:39:25 AM
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This hacker has been going around making a name for himself on the site. He'll hack into your account, but lay low for at least a week. You never even know he's there until you start seeing pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine saved onto your sta.sh. This will continue for a little while until a journal with the title "It's Too Late" is posted on your profile. The journal will be nothing but the lyrics to "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran. Then he will change your password and begin sending notes to your watchers asking them for sexual favors in return for stock in Slim Jims. He will post poorly drawn My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan art on your profile, most of which involve Pinkie Pie reciting passages from The Old Testament while wearing various outfits from 1970's Sears catalogs. After five days time he will delete at least 4 of your watchers randomly and tag every single person that YOU watch in almost every post.  Then he will begin to write disturbing letters about President Obama in your journal along with screen-caps from those really weird RockAuto.com commercials. Finally after enough time has passed he will delete all of your content, hack into your bank account, force you to buy a 7-year premium membership, change your username to a variation of OHMYGODLOOKATTHOSESHOESTHEONESWITHELACE, and then post 37 pictures of his oddly misshapen nipples on your account.  

Post this in your journal to let your watchers know that you haven't been hacked and warn them about this rampant hacker! Stand up and fight! Don't let yourself become his latest victim! 

Just making sure...
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Azrael-Sacrifice
  • Reading: PADI Digital Underwater Photographer Manual
  • Eating: Sandwiches
  • Drinking: Tea

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:iconshademaren:
Shademaren Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you for putting me on your watch I hope that you enjoy my art :D (Big Grin)
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:iconpom-bomb:
pom-bomb Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  New member Student Digital Artist
OH HELLO
BEAUTIFUL NEW AUDIENCE
thank you for the watch!! <3
*pets your shiny face*
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Rythm-the-Afternite Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
gracias por el watch!!!!
thankx for the watch!!!!
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xXEMOREVXx Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama and added me :D
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Inex-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Hello I am Mirai-Shooker-Hetali this is my new deviantart please return the watch. nwn
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RidiculousRickolous Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the WATCH ; u ;<3
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Elbytron Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm super late to thank you for the watch but here I go:

THANKS A LOT! :D
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izka-197 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
hi :wave: thanks for the watch and fav! :happybounce:
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nati11184 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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:iconrainbowsheep2:Thanks for joining and welcome to the #Rainbow-Only-Rainbow:iconrainbowsheep2:
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